shopping for dresses aka fuck you youre fat
cute oscars art based on this pic of idina and kristen <3
bonus… based on kristen’s tweet
Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters
sleep tight? NO THANKS ILL SLEEP AS LOOSE AS I WANT THIS IS AMERICA
Um, they say “sleep tight” because mattresses were held by rope in colonial times, so you had to make sure that they were tightened. Thus, “sleep tight.”
thats great. thats really great. thanks for sharing your extensive knowledge of pre-revolutionary terms. um thanks a whole lot
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’
The story of my personal and professional life.
In my dorm room we have a neutrogendered purple alien named George and we tuck him into bed every night
The Mods and their scooters, UK, 1967.