Pontius Pilate, Booty Bandit

unicagem:

Looks like he’s holding his younger self with a human hand

elibiantactics whispered:
show us your sperm ballista

gabsygabs:

welcome to the family, toaster-chan

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

derpycats:

Oliver is not pleased.

sassy-spoon:

When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda

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6woofs:

Well, I was GOING to go to bed…

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'